If you’re wondering why “The Thought Ninja?” It’s simple… these are my thoughts, and ninjas are fucking awesome.
I have no idea how to write a bio without sounding like a pretentious dick. For the record, I am a dick, just not necessarily a pretentious one. And as such, I’m not actually going to tell you anything about me. (For all I know, you are a psycho who lines his freezer with the heads of sarcastic assholes.)
This blog was born of my desire to capture my scattered and irreverent thoughts and to share my correct opinions in a dedicated forum. No one is forcing you to be here and I’m not unwittingly subjecting you to my profanity on your Facebook wall or Twitter feed. So with all sincerity, if you’re offended by my language, fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck.
I am writing primarily to entertain myself.
If you happen to agree with my ideologies, appreciate my point of view, find anything I say thought provoking or funny, then you clearly have good taste and are welcome to stay. If you find anything (or everything) that I say to be absurd, offensive, terrifying, incorrect, inappropriate, incendiary, or otherwise take issue with it, then you’re an idiot and you can blow me… but you are also welcome to stay. (Just like Jesus said, Haters gonna hate.) Either way feel free to leave me a message. Maybe I’ll respond, maybe not, but I’ll definitely read them and I’ll definitely make fun of you if you sound illiterate… so bring at least a passing comprehension of the English language with you.